Ingredients:
- 1 pound Elbow Macaroni (or small shells)
- 1 Tablespoon Coarse Salt (for boiling water)
- 3 medium Celery Stalks, finely diced
- 1 large Red Bell Pepper, finely diced
- 1/4 cup Red Onion, very finely minced
- 1/2 cup Sweet Gherkins (or Cornichons), chopped small
- 1/4 cup Pimento/Sweet Roasted Red Pepper, drained and chopped
- 1 1/2 cups Full Fat Mayonnaise
- 2 Tablespoons Yellow Mustard
- 2 Tablespoons White Vinegar or Apple Cider Vinegar
- 2–3 Tablespoons Granulated Sugar (adjust to taste)
- 1/4 cup Sweet Pickle Relish (drained)
- 1 teaspoon Smoked Paprika
- 1/2 teaspoon Celery Salt
- Black Pepper, to taste
- Salt, to taste
- 2 Tablespoons Fresh Parsley, chopped (for garnish)
Instructions:
- Bring a large pot of heavily salted water to a rolling boil. Add macaroni and cook according to package directions, subtracting 1–2 minutes from the suggested time (cook until al dente).
- Drain the pasta immediately in a colander. Rinse thoroughly with cold water until completely cool. Drain very well and set aside in the large mixing bowl.
- While the pasta cooks, finely dice the celery, red pepper, gherkins, and mince the red onion. Add all chopped vegetables (including pimento/roasted pepper) to the bowl with the cooled pasta.
- In a separate small bowl, whisk together the mayonnaise, mustard, vinegar, sugar, relish, smoked paprika, and celery salt until smooth. Taste the dressing and adjust sugar or salt as needed.
- Pour the entire dressing mixture over the pasta and vegetable mixture. Use a large spatula to gently fold everything together until the macaroni is evenly coated, taking care not to crush the pasta.
- Taste a small spoonful and adjust final seasoning. Cover the bowl tightly and refrigerate for a minimum of 2 hours, or ideally overnight, to allow flavours to meld.
- Before serving, give it one final stir. If it seems too thick, stir in 1–2 tablespoons of cold milk or extra mayonnaise to loosen it up. Garnish with fresh parsley.